Five Star Me (The Terms of Service Duet #1) An Erotic Dual POV Romance Where the Spice is the Review (Five Star Me (The Terms of Service Duet) An Erotic ... POV Romance Where the Spice is the Review)
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Leave a rating. Keep your life.
đ± Enemies-to-Reviewers
đ± Anonymous Dark Web Romance
đ± Zero Communication / Total Obsession
đ± Disorganized Attachment (Weaponized)
TINDRA I am humanizing the best I can. But when Sen dumped me for Emma, my rival Yelp! reviewer, I realized the best way to get over someone isnât to get under a stranger. Itâs to lure Sen back, give him the most mind-bending night of his life, and absolutely wreck him with a bad review. Nothing says âIâm over youâ quite like a meticulously engineered hate-f*ck.
The only problem? We are obsessively no-contact. No texts. No phone calls. No 2:00 AM glass-tapping.
So, I used my trusty AI to vibecode a bespoke NSA hookup app, dropped the link via an anonymous burner, and lured him into the dark web using his own hidden kinks against him. I call it Five Star Me.
SEN I thought I walked away. I thought the game was over. Then I get a ping from a unknown number with a link to a new hookup app, âFive Star Me.â The rules are absolute: No names. No IDs. No faces. Just a time, a place, and a binding NDA. Itâs the perfect cover. Itâs the perfect trap. Iâm already hooked.
But the collateral for this sexy trap is steep. If you donât earn a five-star review from your anonymous partner in five encounters, youâll get hunted down by the notorious Anna K -- and she doesnât leave stars -- she leaves marks. I donât know which one turns me on more -- five chances to get five stars, or one chance to meet Anna K.
The only thing I know for sure is I canât say no.
THE APP RULES:
Do not speak.
Do not remove the mask.
Leave a review.....or leave in a body bag.
Five Star Me is a standalone, dual-POV, high-angst erotic thriller where the HEA is a five-star rating, and the greatest danger isnât an assassinâitâs accidentally catching feelings.